J Law wins for Best Centaur
If you’re looking for glitz and shimmer this NYE, look no further. This week’s Friday Favorites have everything: A sequined dress, a sequined shirt, sequined eyeliner!!! Is that the ball dropping? No, it’s just you making your grand entrance.
(sorry…couldn’t resist Stefon talk…)
Wave to the champagne baby! It’s that thing where a midget puts on a diaper and a top hat and pees in a champagne glass.
(ok too far)