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BUY OUR POSITIVE PREGNANCY TESTS
By Lauren Scharf
If you’re havin trouble getting your man to stick around, get on over to Craigslist, where you can buy yourself a positive pregnancy test. Nothin get’s a man to pop the question faster than pee on a stick.
(check out my latest sketch from Top Story! Weekly, Sundays, 8PM at iO West!)
Today’s my 2nd anniversary with Los Angeles and frankly, I’m not sure who wears the pants in this relationship.
Liquid is the classical state of matter with a definite volume but no fixed shape.
cats are liquid
How the fuck do cats work.
FUN FACT: I read in the books about cats that i have, and as long as their heads fit through a space, they can manuveur the rest of their bodies to fit as well.
Isn’t that what their whiskers are for? To judge if their head/body will fit?
Yep. It’s also why they generally don’t like being wet, their fur and whiskers cling to their body and it’s like being touched all over/losing your sense of space.
one of the thousands of reasons I love cats
Is anyone else really concerned for how this cat will get out of the jar?
I’m going to Disneyland today, for the first time since I was 5 years old. I could not be MORE EXCITED! Lather on that SPF, squeeze me into some sensible shoes, & get ready to party like it’s 1995!
OMYGOSH I never realized that Hello Giggles posted this! I kept checking their site but had lost hope! I can’t believe it! Well, it’s not winter anymore but here’s me and my sister with our rendition of Winter Song by Ingrid Michaelson and Sara Bareilles.
Me. Today. I did this. That was me. I did it.