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The best part about being Jewish
January 2014: Helll yeah 2014 is gonna be my year!
June 2014: Wait hold on slow down.
August 2014: F**k nevermind.
Rosh Hashanah 2014: Screw that bitches 5775 is gonna be my year!
If I fits I ships.

If I fits I ships.

Jurassic Park passes the Bechdel test because all the dinos are female and the 2 raptors in the kitchen communicate with each other. Discuss

emilyvgordon:

Dinosaurs are very egalitarian. 

it’s safe to assume they’re talking about nabbing Jeff Goldblum so no

ambivalentlyyours:

"humor is the single most subversive weapon we have" - Marica Tucker in the Film !Women Art Now (see the full interview by Lynn Hershman here) ❤

What a wonderful world this would be.

ambivalentlyyours:

"humor is the single most subversive weapon we have" 
- Marica Tucker in the Film !Women Art Now (see the full interview by Lynn Hershman here) ❤

What a wonderful world this would be.

Two years ago today I went to see Perks of Being a Wallflower with this idiot. #dum #dumpersonalstuff #dumiversary

Two years ago today I went to see Perks of Being a Wallflower with this idiot. #dum #dumpersonalstuff #dumiversary

Chris Pratt as Bright Abbott in Everwood (Season 2)

UGHHHHH SO GREAT

This Lazy Sunday: SEW A BUTTON! SEW MANY BUTTONS!

#puns

Popped a button off your ol’ reliable jeans/shirt/shorts? It happens to everyone. Sweatshops just don’t make em like they used to. So don’t blame yourself; FIX IT yourself!

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Anti-Rape Nail Polish, & Other Accessories for your Date!

Hot date tonight? Make sure you wear your best Date-rape detecting Nail polish and all the other stylish Anti-assault Accessories, otherwise they’ll think you were asking for it. 

Check out my latest sketch from Top Story! Weekly and if you’re in LA, come see a new show Sunday night at 8PM

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

Potatoes only have a shelf life of 1month before they turn into this. #cats #catsofinstagram #potatoes

Potatoes only have a shelf life of 1month before they turn into this. #cats #catsofinstagram #potatoes

"How bout a high-five!"
"Yeah, how bout a high-seven!"
"Um. No. Just high-five."

-High-ku

Sunday morning yoga. #catsofinstagram #cats

Sunday morning yoga. #catsofinstagram #cats

OK WORLD! I was challenged to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and I TOOK IT BY THE BUCKET SHAPED HORNS! 

WATCH & DONATE! Even if you think the Ice Bucket Challenge is silly. You don’t have to make a video, but donate and spread the word. If not to ALS, then perhaps to one of these:

Breast Cancer -Always an important one because it’s a killer of women and women are the greatest. Not to mention my Mama’s had a go at this one.

Ferguson Wellspring Church -While Ferguson school is temporary cancelled, this church is offering free educational time and crisis counseling to children in Ferguson.

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

captainboyd:

I’m despondent & badly in need of a double whiskey. Such a sad day. Torment can create comic genius, but as we’ve seen today, it can destroy it just as easily. Robin brought my generation together laughing – now he’s brought the world together crying.

Sorry, didn’t mean to eulogize. Suicides hit me especially hard. You’ve heard this many times before but it bears repeating – if things get overwhelming and you feel like you can’t cut it anymore, talk to someone you trust. The decision to commit suicide is made in the silence of your own heart. Don’t keep it bottled up in there. More people care about you than you know.